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Cherish that which is within you, and shut off that which is without.
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Don’t tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let...
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AIDS occupies such a large part in our awareness because of what it has...
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Good taste is the enemy of creativity
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Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.
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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she...
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If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.
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Materialists and madmen never have doubts.
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The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a...