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Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to...
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If it were not for hope, the heart would break.
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The world is divided into two kinds of people, those who spend a great...
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Boys are found everywhere-on top of, underneath, inside of, climbing on, swinging from, running...
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Newspapermen learn to call a murderer ‘an alleged murderer’ and the King of England...
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Not every age is fit for childish sports.
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I express many absurd opinions, but I am not the first man to do...
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The first and most important thing of all, at least for writers today, is...
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Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.
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A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation...