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Life is like a piano… what you get out of it depends on how...
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What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost...
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Finish each day before you begin the next, and interpose a solid wall of...
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The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
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Why does a small tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and s substantial...
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Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble...
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The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough...
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Speak when you are angry–and you will make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
Quote #18428
To all, to each, a fair good night, And pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.