Quote #2285
Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
Quote #30146
It’s hard to tell if the world is actually growing worse, or if the...
Quote #30327
The great secret of successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and...
Quote #9409
Most of our imports come from other countries.
Quote #20468
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only...
Quote #11017
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.
Quote #26951
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
Quote #24250
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Quote #12000
On the fields of friendly strife are sown the seeds that on other days...
Quote #19038
Wise sayings often fall on barren ground, but a kind word is never thrown...