Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
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The hand that rules the press, the radio, the screen and the far-spread magazine,...
Quote #2843
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to comprehend his cleverness,...
Quote #18619
I have a spelling checkerIt came with my PCIt plainly marks four my revueMistakes...
Quote #10672
The more things change, the more they remain… insane.
Quote #9492
A patriot is mocked, scorned and hated; yet when his cause succeeds, all men...
Quote #7823
Pressure? This is just a football match. When you do not know how to...
Quote #25896
That’s the good part of dying when you’ve nothing to lose, you run any...
Quote #32984
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is...
Quote #12194
Of all the gods, Death only craves not gifts: Nor sacrifice, nor yet drink-offering...