Quote #33431
I am who I choose to be. I always have been what I chosethough...
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #25193
Hypothetical questions get hypothetical answers.
Quote #5347
I am loving before I am patriotic: I am human before I am American.
Quote #12400
There is nothing glorious in dying, anyone can do it.
Quote #2633
Adolescence is the stage between infancy and adultery.
Quote #12027
Love comforteth like sunshine after rain.
Quote #9268
A dead thing goes with the stream. Only a living thing can go against...
Quote #1554
No good deed goes unpunished.
Quote #17672
On the road to Mandalay Where the flyin’ fishes play, An’ the dawn comes...