Quote #33408
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
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Frankly, I think the chances of having a happy childhood while you’re still a...
Quote #16956
Be careful what you set your heart on, for it will surely be yours.
Quote #5579
Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los...
Quote #2528
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Quote #22034
Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.
Quote #13983
There are two rules for success: 1) Never tell everything you know.
Quote #28532
Notice the difference between what happens when a man says to himself, ‘I have...
Quote #18346
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much...
Quote #8831
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god...