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The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the...
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A true history of human events would show that a far larger proportion of...
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You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
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Trying is the first step towards failure.
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In the sphere of thought, absurdity and perversity remain the masters of the world,...
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No man can know God unless God has taught him that is to say,...
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The historian must have some conceptions of how men who are not historians behave.
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The child gets two confusing messages when a parent tells him which is the...
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Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you...