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I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from...
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Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
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Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
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Government is a contrivance of human wisdom to provide for human wants. Men have...
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As a rule it was the pleasure haters that became unjust.
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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing...
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There is a tide in the affairs of men, Which, taken at the flood,...
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There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
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My life has been one great big joke A dance that’s walked A song...
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A gift in season is a double favor to the needy.