Quote #841
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
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The downside to being better than everyone is that people seem to think you...
Quote #20838
Thoughts are but dreams till their effects be tried.
Quote #13069
If the rich could hire the poor to die for them, the poor would...
Quote #14560
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
Quote #27508
Of all the self-fulfilling prophecies in our culture, the assumption that aging means decline...
Quote #2009
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the...
Quote #16574
Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do...
Quote #17098
Absence lessens the minor passions and increases the great ones, as the wind douses...
Quote #30365
Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings.