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What worries you masters you.
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Do what thy manhood bids thee do, from none but self expect applause; He...
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The indefatigable pursuit of an unattainable perfection, even though it consists in nothing more...
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Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar...
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Broadly speaking, the short words are the best, and the old words best of...
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If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
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An apprentice carpenter may want only a hammer and saw, but a master craftsman...
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The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
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One of the things that keeps you from dropping them in the nearest volcano...