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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #3883
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not...
Quote #32664
I may not believe in what you say, but I will die for your...
Quote #22437
An ounce of blood is worth more than a pound of friendship.
Quote #26301
Automatic simply means that you can’t repair it yourself.
Quote #13840
The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it.
Quote #31234
A fondness for satire indicates a mind pleased with irritating others for myself, I...
Quote #33359
Let them hate so long as they fear.
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Judgment is more than skill. It sets forth on intellectual seas beyond the shores...
Quote #22236
You miss 100 of the shots you never take.