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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede...
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Patience serves as a protection against wrongs as clothes do against cold. For if...
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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Any pitcher who throws at a batter and deliberately tries to hit him is...
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My performances have finally caught up with my ego.
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The world is governed more by appearances than realities, so that it is fully...
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The angry man always thinks he can do more than he can.
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I wanted a perfect ending. Now I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems...
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Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
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No, this trick won’t work…How on earth are you ever going to explain in...