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Whatever may befall thee, it was preordained for thee from everlasting.
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The lowest ebb is the turn of the tide.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #28747
I love to go to Washington — if only to be near my money.
Quote #24960
People who lose their parents when young are permanently in love with them.
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Decide on some imperfect Somebody and you will win, because the truest truism in...
Quote #24725
The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that...
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I have not seen a person who loved virtue, or one who hated what...
Quote #18941
Man is a being born to believe. And if no church comes forward with...
Quote #22873
We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive – and part...