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If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
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He that can’t endure the bad, will not live to see the good.
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There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you...
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Carter Don’t you ever touch a black man’s radio, boy You can do that...
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Nobody likes the man who brings bad news.
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The human race is faced with a cruel choice work or daytime television.
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The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are...
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Give away all you like, but keep your bills and your temper.
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Happy I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best....