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A cucumber whould be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and viniger, and then...
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They do not leave home without American Express. … Blame the moral carelessness that...
Quote #18387
Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
Quote #8093
There was never a genius without a tincture of madness.
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If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in...
Quote #1381
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
Quote #3229
People that are really weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous...
Quote #1883
Whosover loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.
Quote #28988
I believe that one of the great problems for us as individuals is the...