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People are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
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First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I...
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Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no...
Quote #21275
Laughter is an instant vacation
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The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of...
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Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.
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It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of...
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What is all wisdom save a collection of platitudes? But the man who orders...
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If wrinkles must be written upon your brows, let them not be written upon...
Quote #4269
He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good.