Quote #19200
When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are...
Quote #13277
How nice–to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
Quote #22528
People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well,...
Quote #19709
Life’s Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late.
Quote #23246
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #2923
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
Quote #1381
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
Quote #31421
The bravest thing that men do is love women.
Quote #13165
It is said that the camera cannot lie, but rarely do we allow it...
Quote #12254
That which is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil.