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It’s very hard to take yourself too seriously when you look at the world...
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No legacy is so rich as honesty.
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America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
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…to emphasize the afterlife is to deny life. To concentrate on Heaven is to...
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Brilliance is born of desperation.
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Your chances of success are directly proportional to the degree of pleasure you desire...
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All these souls, after they have passed away a thousand years, are summoned by...
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A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Quote #34326
Rain usually makes me feel mellow. Curl up in the corner time, slow down,...