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There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man...
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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over,...
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You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
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Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have...
Quote #19256
Mutual forgiveness of each vice. Such are the Gates of Paradise.
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An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the...
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… Nature, whose sweet rains fall of just and unjust alike, will have clefts...
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Politics are usually the executive expression of human immaturity.
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A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
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Carter This is the United States of James Carter here. I’m the president, I’m...