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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere...
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When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for...
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Tommy If I wanted a kiss I’d call your mother.
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He who demands mercy and shows none burns the bridges over which he himself...
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And so, my fellow americans: ask not what your country can do for you...
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My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over. (On succeeding Richard M Nixon...
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A large section of the intelligentsia seems wholly devoid of intelligence.
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Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
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Outstanding leaders appeal to the hearts of their followers – not their minds.