Quote #3875
Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
Quote #8597
Fear less, hope more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Hate less,...
Quote #30638
Long hair is considered bohemian, which may be why I grew it, but I...
Quote #4391
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...
Quote #24970
It is one of the maladies of our age to profess a frenzied allegiance...
Quote #5391
When I was young, I used to think that wealth and power would bring...
Quote #18448
If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain...
Quote #17767
Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
Quote #13965
The future is much like the present, only longer.
Quote #10884
And in knowing that you know nothing, that makes you the smartest of all.