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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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The best mirror is an old friend.
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The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time.
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The man for whom law exists — the man of forms, the Conservative, is...
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Arthur Schopenhauer Only he is successful in his business who makes that pursuit which...
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I’m not a speed reader. I’m a speed understander.
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The secret of power is the knowledge that others are more cowardly than you...
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Life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth...
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I am the toughest golfer mentally.
Quote #1839
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves...