Quote #20724
Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.
Quote #2019
Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.
Quote #3146
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
Quote #2591
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
Quote #11489
Everything passes, everything breaks, everything wearies.
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #6959
Many things have fallen only to rise higher.
Quote #12183
A friend is a present you give yourself.
Quote #19525
No man is exempt from saying silly things the mischief is to say them...
Quote #21646
Society is one vast conspiracy for carving one into the kind of statue likes,...