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The function of government ought to be: make sure you have good water to...
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Children require guidance and sympathy far more than instruction.
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Unlike those who pretend to be immaculate, fallen angels are usually more intriguing because...
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A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!
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I think we must quote whenever we feel that the allusion is interesting or...
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It doesn’t do any good to sit up and take notice if you keep...
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Great dancers are not great because of their technique, they are great because of...
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Patience is the key to paradise.
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You spend all your life trying to do something they put people in asylums...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.