Quote #13991
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Quote #3796
Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by...
Quote #9218
Cruelty is one fashion statement we can all do without.
Quote #10613
Confidence in nonsense is a requirement for the creative process.
Quote #21774
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
Quote #18892
The past always looks better than it was. It’s only pleasant because it isn’t...
Quote #20214
It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it.
Quote #9599
For I dipt into the future, as far as human eye can see, saw...
Quote #32909
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #6658
We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us...