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If you tell the truth, you have infinite power supporting you; but if not,...
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Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil in its worst...
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When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking...
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The only difference between a rut and a grave… is in their dimensions.
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Happiness is a state of activity.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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He saw that it was an ironical thing for him to be running thus...
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Quote #23569
Je veux que les paysans mettent la poule au pot tous les dimanches.
Quote #15482
Those that are good manners at the court are as ridiculous in the country,...