Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #7970
To be an adult is to be alone.
Quote #31989
Rumor is not always wrong. – from Life of Agricola
Quote #86
We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people.
Quote #16232
All truly wise thoughts have been thoughts already thousands of times; but to make...
Quote #25607
I am the rose of Sharon, and the lily of the valleys. THE BELOVED.
Quote #3383
Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you. Their...
Quote #25404
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so...
Quote #30144
Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people.
Quote #6706
Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves.