Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #26922
What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.
Quote #24257
A man’s ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties...
Quote #16187
Advertisements… contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Quote #12065
You can not gain peace by avoiding life.
Quote #3921
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Quote #28135
You know something that would really make me applaud A guy gets stuck in...
Quote #2975
If the wind will not serve, take to the oars.
Quote #13707
If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you...
Quote #18087
Our lives are like a candle in the wind.