Quote #773
People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
Quote #23131
Such is the common process of marriage. A youth and maiden exchange meeting by...
Quote #22731
The main thing needed to make men happy is intelligence.
Quote #29857
Reality is but a poor excuse for not having an imagination.
Quote #8320
Alcohol is a very necessary article… It makes life bearable to millions of people...
Quote #12350
Study without desire spoils the memory, and it retains nothing that it takes in.
Quote #17165
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Quote #13124
No. Men should die for lies. But the truth is too precious to die...
Quote #2401
Obscenity is what happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate.
Quote #3921
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.