Quote #26509
An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.
Quote #30493
The only thing Earl Weaver knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn’t hit...
Quote #26095
Hunger makes thief of any man.
Quote #11589
The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow...
Quote #24099
Man is a make-believe animal – he is never so truly himself as when...
Quote #8302
Slang is a language that rolls up its sleeves, spits on its hands and...
Quote #2992
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Quote #25982
No mockery in the world ever sounds to me as hollow as that of...
Quote #19185
We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but...
Quote #6572
There is no sin except stupidity.