Quote #8478
Since the dawn of time there have been those among us who have been...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #31352
I believe that the supreme duty of the historian is to write history, that...
Quote #28240
I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk,...
Quote #20177
It’s always too early to quit.
Quote #6596
We are like dwarfs on the shoulders of giants, so that we can see...
Quote #32914
Liberty is the only thing you cannot have unless you are willing to give...
Quote #9515
Childhood has no forebodings, but then, it is soothed by no memories of outlived...
Quote #33320
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
Quote #565
I am one of those unhappy persons who inspire bores to the greatest flights...