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…for it is a truth, which the experience of all ages has attested, that...
Quote #24789
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
Quote #33662
It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
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Who can tell who will be the President a year from now? — John...
Quote #10051
Dreams come a size too big so that we may grow into them.
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Every man ought to be supposed a knave, and to have no other end,...
Quote #17242
Life’s greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.
Quote #19954
Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his...
Quote #17589
It’s not whether you get knocked down, it’s whether you get up.