Quote #24885
If everything’s under control, you’re going too slow.
Quote #28879
Happiness is not a reward-it is a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment-it is...
Quote #8302
Slang is a language that rolls up its sleeves, spits on its hands and...
Quote #803
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Quote #11595
For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate...
Quote #11246
A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner.
Quote #18725
A golf course is the epitome of all that is transitory in the universe,...
Quote #15479
The society of women is the element of good manners.
Quote #11570
Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.
Quote #5460
Our children change us?whether they live or not.