Quote #9660
To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.
Quote #295
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Quote #22376
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
Quote #21844
Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
Quote #33751
I hate music, especially when it’s played.
Quote #16793
If the lesser mind could measure the greater as a footrule can measure a...
Quote #25403
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem they know how it’s done, they’ve seen...
Quote #25556
All things come alike to all there is one event to the righteous and...
Quote #19079
I never did anything alone. Whatever was accomplished in this country was accomplished collectively.
Quote #25689
Spouses often point out each other’s deficiencies. Instead, we should be each other’s motivator....