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Wit is brushwood; judgment timber; the one gives the greatest flame, and the other...
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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Without glasnost there is not, and there cannot be, democratism, the political creativity of...
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Arms are instruments of ill omen. . . . When one is compelled to...
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The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie — deliberate,...
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One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.
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Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough, You can have anything...
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The thought of being President frightens me and I do not think I want...
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He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt....
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Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to...