Quote #29823
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly...
Quote #1288
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
Quote #7038
Virtue is indeed its own reward.
Quote #26216
He’s a real loser. He moved into a new neighborhood and got run over...
Quote #29912
My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and...
Quote #13735
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
Quote #28903
There are two sides of the Velvet Rope. Those who want to be on...
Quote #7845
There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving,...
Quote #25560
Wherefore putting away lying, speak every man truth with his neighbour for we are...
Quote #2025
Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.