Quote #33801
Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in...
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about...
Quote #33087
Funny is an attitude.
Quote #20374
I will not criticize another until I have walked a mile in his mocassins.
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The tree of Liberty needs to be watered from time to time with the...
Quote #33042
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #6627
Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
Quote #17422
One must ask children and birds how cherries and strawberries taste.
Quote #27491
We always admire the other person more after we’ve tried to do his job.
Quote #8895
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy: They are the charming...