Quote #25707
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #30786
Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
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Certainly in the next 50 years we shall see a woman president, perhaps sooner...
Quote #29989
Never has a man who has bent himself been able to make others straight.
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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the...
Quote #22719
To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already...
Quote #34411
A liberal is a person whose interests aren’t at stake at the moment.
Quote #14123
A thousand cups of wine do not suffice when true friends meet, but half...
Quote #11387
Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there.
Quote #30933
Every beetle is a gazelle in the eyes of its mother.