Quote #31159
The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it’s only the people who make them unsafe.
Quote #1919
Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
Quote #11817
There are only 3 sports, Bullfighting, Motor Racing and Mountain climbing. All the rest...
Quote #5455
A weapon is a device for making your enemy change his mind.
Quote #9140
The beginning is always today.
Quote #2171
In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia...
Quote #18675
If you don’t learn to laugh at troubles, you won’t have anything to laugh...
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #24363
Do not envy a sinner you don’t know what disaster awaits him.
Quote #2558
The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image...