Quote #14592
Love thy neighbour as yourself, but choose your neighbourhood.
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All of us could take a lesson from the weather, it pays no attention...
Quote #23521
Man’s great misfortune is that he has no organ, no kind of eyelid or...
Quote #5541
Fix it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.
Quote #26639
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #21345
You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic...
Quote #5367
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two...
Quote #12874
The Lord is my light and my salvation – so why should I be...
Quote #13433
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
Quote #3028
I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand...