Quote #2518
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Quote #20821
Self-loving is not so vile a sin, my liege, as self-neglecting.
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Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache...
Quote #11130
Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.
Quote #2686
The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.
Quote #29989
Never has a man who has bent himself been able to make others straight.
Quote #7660
Comments are free but facts are sacred.
Quote #6642
It is a far, far better thing that I do now, then I have...
Quote #18706
Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore
Quote #10771
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your...