Quote #34524
There will be a time when loud-mouthed, incompetent people seem to be getting the...
Quote #9832
If there comes a little thaw, Still the air is chill and raw, Here...
Quote #17636
Men trust their ears less than their eyes.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #18523
‘A merry Christmas, uncle God save you’ cried a cheerful voice. ‘Bah’ said Scrooge....
Quote #8139
I have always been impressed by the fact that there are a surprising number...
Quote #5637
All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
Quote #4467
The best victory is when the opponent surrenders of its own accord before there...
Quote #22405
Lefty A wise guy’s always right even when he’s wrong, he’s right.
Quote #29760
It is more difficult, and it calls for higher energies of soul, to live...