Quote #29798
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Quote #21672
No one can possibly achieve any real and lasting success or get rich in...
Quote #10319
Civilization is the process of reducing the infinite to the finite.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #1779
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
Quote #17139
A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and the one which we...
Quote #19606
Al Czervik Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid.
Quote #14032
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who...
Quote #16627
Oh, that lovely title, ex-president.
Quote #29
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.