Quote #27831
I never make the mistake of arguing with people for whose opinions I have...
Quote #34303
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.
Quote #34220
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #949
I have lived some thirty years on this planet and I have yet to...
Quote #34281
Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It’s much sexier than any...
Quote #19148
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
Quote #23673
It is salutary to train oneself to be no more affected by censure than...
Quote #11640
Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they...
Quote #15724
Undeserved praise causes more pangs of conscience later than undeserved blame, but probably only...
Quote #24693
Our contest is not only whether we ourselves shall be free, but whether there...