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Early civilizations complained about still earlier ones, much as we do about both
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A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
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Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief.
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Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no...
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Experience is the worst teacher it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
Quote #20122
There should be less talk a preaching point is not a meeting point. What...
Quote #8050
False face must hide what the false heart doth know.
Quote #34283
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #22325
If you aspire to the highest place it is no disgrace to stop at...
Quote #17233
A compliment is like a kiss through a veil.