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It is folly for an eminent person to think of escaping censure, and a...
Quote #27340
Fear not those who argue but those who dodge.
Quote #20116
If you do good, people may accuse you of selfish motives. Do good anyway.
Quote #11821
There comes a time when a man must spit on his hands, hoist the...
Quote #22662
Never fall out with your bread and butter.
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Have you ever been at sea in a dense fog, when it seemed as...
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #21270
The scientific theroy I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed...
Quote #29850
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #7716
Tis the witching hour of night, Orbed is the moon and bright, And the...