Quote #694
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
Quote #13760
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Quote #19914
Carter This is the United States of James Carter here. I’m the president, I’m...
Quote #1235
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all...
Quote #12601
Take care of the fans and they will sure as hell take care of...
Quote #2436
Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.
Quote #20201
Ae fond kiss, and then we severA farewell, and then foreverDeep in heart-wrung tears...
Quote #22119
When we hear news we should always wait for the sacrament of confirmation.
Quote #2050
When I hear the word “culture” I reach for my gun.
Quote #19992
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.