Quote #3779
The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #27600
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
Quote #33968
Against criticism a man can neither protest nor defend himself he must act in...
Quote #11912
The course of true love was never easy.
Quote #18566
Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend.
Quote #21128
I don’t think the intelligence reports are all that hot. Some days I get...
Quote #15894
Realism…has no more to do with reality than anything else.
Quote #31090
A woman is like a tea bag–you can’t tell how strong she is until...
Quote #31848
Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful...
Quote #27476
I think we must quote whenever we feel that the allusion is interesting or...