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Blow O wind to where my loved one is. Touch him and come touch...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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I am…blood. That primordial ooze. Not out there, listeners, in here. Inside this skin...
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Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another...
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Most history is a record of triumphs, disasters, and follies of top people. The...
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Slow and steady wins the race.
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A torn jacket is soon mended but hard words bruise the heart of a...
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…in order that a man may be happy, it is necessary that he should...
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Tis the most certain sign, the world’s accurst. That the best things corrupted are...
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Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking.